Dad's Beard

Dad has decided to grow a beard. I guess he just got sick of shaving. Of course, there have been many beard jokes around the house. Here are some of them-

Mom to Neighbor: He's going for the "pioneer" look.
Me: Dad, I don't really have to brush my hair... I just have to rub my head against your face every morning!

Other people, like my Nana, don't approve of the beard at all but are nice enough not to say so out loud. Observe.

Mom- "Check out John's new beard! What do you think?"

Nana- "Ummm..."